Ques.1 - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?

Ans.1 - The other 9 fish are crying.................

Ques. 2 - Once 5 house lizards: Miss A, Miss B, Miss C, Miss D & Miss E were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Miss E started to sing a song. The moment Miss E stopped singing the song, Miss A, B, C & D fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???

Ans. 2 - coz, they all started clapping !!!!

Ques. 3 - A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?

Ans. - "So, which platform are you working on?"